My initial introduction to Fair Isle occurred about two
years ago in a pretty dingy cafe near Victoria Station in London - a more
striking contrast you couldn't hope to find! Over
a
particularly rough cup of café
latte
cum
dishwater, Alastair asked me whether CHROMA would be
interested in a project he had been commissioned to write for, by and
about Fair Isle and its inhabitants. Intriguing! I admit my knowledge of
the place was limited to knitwear and the shipping forecast, but there was
something about Alastair's wide-eyed excitement and enthusiasm for the
project that proved hard to refuse. I'm sure you can visualise the scene.

"There are only about 70 people on the island and they
only
have power if it's windy", he informed me. "Oh and there's
no pub!"
"Also you might need to leave a couple of extra days either
side of the trip in case the weather's too bad to get to and from the
island."

Wow! I thought, sounds like a new series of `Castaway',
what would the guys in CHROMA think about this? Needless to say we jumped
at the chance.
Over the weeks and months that followed in the run-up to
the festival, I entered into some wonderful correspondence via e-mail with
several `key' members of the Fair Isle organising committee. One
particularly hilarious missive from Jane read,
`... could you please send me dimensions for the cello and
the base clarinet.'
I must say I was quite astounded that she had already heard
about my playing style! Things couldn't be so bad, if they have e-mail, I
thought. Maybe I'll be able to pack
my
electric toothbrush after
all!

As `the day of departure drew ever closer I think we were
all wondering what lay in store for us. All the preparations were
complete, the flights booked with extra seats on the plane for `A. Cello'
and `A. Clarinet'. I must admit feeling some trepidation on this one,
knowing how bemused airport ground staff can be when you try and tell them
that your instruments have seats. I once travelled with a group to the
Middle East carrying a huge marimba as 'out-sized baggage', you can
imagine the fun trying to explain the use of all those tubes to a Saudi
Customs Official during the `Arms to Iraq' scandal! What would it be like
getting on an eight-seater twin-prop? What had we agreed to?!

As expected the trip from Heathrow to Sumburgh wasn't
without incident. At Heathrow the. ground staff were obviously well
practiced at dealing with inanimate passengers though perhaps a little too
exuberant with the strapping in of the cello with an assortment of ropes
and sophisticated knots that would have foiled Houdini himself. After half
an hour of macramé we were dangerously close to scheduled departure time
and we were still the only passengers on board. Fortunately there was also
a fault in the cabin so we couldn't be totally blamed for the plane
missing its take-off slot. Finally we left a sultry London an hour and a
half late. At Aberdeen we were ushered hastily to the awaiting Sumburgh
plane, which had waited for us!
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Popular we were not, especially as passengers A. Cello and
A. Clarinet had to be strapped in again. We soon learned that we had to
pay a price for our late arrival in Scotland - our luggage wasn't coming
with us and might not make either of the two planes scheduled to Fair Isle
for the following day. So armed with new `manual' toothbrushes we were
finally met by Alastair and his Mum who took us back to Vidlin for the
first of many feasts accompanied by many bottles of the Red MacGregor. Who
needs a change of clothes anyway...

We awoke at some `godless' hour to a thickly befogged
Shetland - would we make the 9am flight? If Tingwall airport was a
revelation to us all, with its still immaculately turned out BA ground
staff of one, then the plane was something else entirely. Evgeny opted for
the co-pilots seat much to our mutual fear - the Russian was still
operating on Orkney Ale power for goodness sake. What our new companions
Andy, Ruth and a box of live insects must have thought I do not know.

The flight to Fair Isle is an experience I will never
forget. The fog burned off to leave a gloriously sunny day, allowing
us
astounding views of Shetland and our first sighting of Fair
Isle. It wasn't given that name lightly you know - indescribably,
splendidly beautiful
might approach it. Luckily enough for us some sheep had
wandered onto the airstrip so we had to make another pass over the island
which allowed us to savour the remarkable sight.
Now,
meeting new people is always a strange affair, particularly if you've been
in contact before and finally you can put a face to a name. I admit I have
only a sketchy recollection of exactly who was
here to meet
us off the plane. Dave features prominently - dressed in fire-fighting
garb taking photos of us with the pilot, also my hostess
Lise
and
her fantastic set of wheels complete with outside bolting mechanism. We
had truly arrived.
I don't think
I ever truly recovered from the power of my first impressions of the
island and its inhabitants. I had gleaned some idea of the uniqueness of
the place from reading the score of Alastair's piece but no-one can
imagine just how beautiful its landscape will be nor anticipate the warmth
of the welcome. Once I had met Ian and Lise's small army of Tom, Hannah,
Alice and the impossibly cute Lowri, I just sat and took in the
sun-drenched view. Paradise!
After another
feast we headed down to the Hall to have our first play through of `Given
Days'. If the quality of the music was anything to go by we were in for a
very special experience. It was only fitting, therefore, that our
rehearsal was cut short by the amazing display being put on outside the
Hall by the sun. The headlong dash to the top of Ward Hill to witness in
amazement the sunset was, I think, the perfect way for CHROMA to end their
first `Given Day'.

Tuesday
morning saw our first opportunity to hear the Fair Isle choir in action.
By nine the Hall was buzzing with anticipation and perhaps a few nerves.
It was soon clear how hard the choir had been working to get to grips with
Alastair's tricky score. Frankly I was fairly stunned at how well everyone
was singing and the transition from piano accompaniment to instruments
wasn't causing as many problems as some might have feared. Mid-morning,
the baritone soloist Andy joined the ensemble to go over some of his
fiddly bits before lunch. For the afternoon session the choir decamped to
the Kirk with Ruth to sing
Vivaldi's
Gloria from scratch, whilst Clare, Evgeny, Emily and I had our first stint
with the island's children or should I say balms. I already had the
feeling we might have fun by teatime since the four of us were staying
with almost 50% of the island's progeny. The reports I received from
Stackhoull confirmed my own findings at Kenaby - `Run, run for your
lives!!' Only kidding - the afternoon flew by and we certainly had lots of
fun. The first half of the session consisted of us introducing our
instruments in turn - showing how they worked, what they were made of, how
old they were
etc, etc
and then playing some music
either alone or all together. Naturally I wowed them with the `Pink
Panther' and my seagull impressions, Clare too gave a typically graceful
account of Saint-Saens' `The Swan', which even stopped Lowri in his
tracks. But Evgeny usually wins the crown for the most popular instrument
and this was no exception with a fine rendition of the `Arrival of the
Starfleet' from Star Wars- it's just a pity the hosepipe supplied by
Kenaby was about 60ft. too long for Evgeny's party piece! However, when
Ev
started going
into the use of horns in the 13 century or something, I felt my own eyes
glazing over and my head sagging so thought we had best get the pirrie
ones (hey getting to grips with this dialect thing) active. So we asked
the kids to tell us what made Fair Isle special to them, rather like
Alastair had done for `Given Days' and made a list, which we would use in
the next session to create a piece of music. The session finished with
lots of games, which were enjoyed by everyone, even the adults that joined
in from the work camp. Though some of our more senior competitors drew the
line at running around on all fours and doing the hop, skip and jump.
If that
wasn't energetic enough we had the `Classic Ramparts' to look forward to
later that evening. The weather having been glorious again all day,
allowed the resident rockers to set up outside the Hall and get us
boogying to a set of classic numbers as the sun set spectacularly once
more. Like all great bands, the Ramparts left us begging for more, though
one suspected they might be getting frostbite. The tables were then turned
by Fair Isle's DJ, who treated us to a variety of tracks from
Abba
to Nirvana, this last resulting in severe whiplash injuries
to some of the revellers - you know who you are! Others received minor
cuts and bruises, mainly as a result of Alastair's special brand of
dancing. So; whilst the air-ambulance flew the maimed to the mainland to
the tune of the Pogues, others stood and watched another Fair Isle
phenomenon - the Northern Lights. It was my first time and as such will be
something I will never forget.

Which is more
than can be said for our illustrious leader and composer, who looked
woefully short of sleep and seemed to have erased whole swathes of the
previous evening from his memory. Did anyone ever find out why he went to
bed with someone's spanner? Nonetheless, the show must go on and
rehearsals continued a-pace, hangover or no hangover. The afternoon was
once again dedicated to all things `from scratch'. CHROMA helped the
bairns knock their composition `A Day on Fair Isle' into shape. Scott and
Lachlan were desperate for there to be some kind of explosion involved so
we tried our best. Daniel truly shone as the epitome of spangling stars,
whilst Kate did a brilliant enactment of the plane flying over the island.
Then once we had tidied away we had to hot-foot it over to the Kirk to
join in a run through of the Gloria. I tried telling Ruth it was a bad
idea for us to join in - yes we can play our instruments but sing!! Well she had been warned. The whole
experience made me realise how fantastically the choir was singing
Alastair's music, which is ten-times harder than
Vivaldi.
Credit where credit's due.

The Kirk remained the focal point later that evening with.a
recital showcasing the huge talent to be found on the island. The first
half featured the fine Shetland pianist Neil'Georgeson. He treated a
packed church to a programme of Beethoven,
Schubert
and Brahms and demonstrated great skill in spite of the
electric piano. This was followed with some amazing playing by Ian??? On
the pibroch. After a short leg-stretching interval, came the turn of
Vivaldi's Gloria. Personally I was more nervous than I've been in years,
particularly as our newest arrival on the island was the patron of the
festival Sir Peter Maxwell Davies and he was sitting right in my line of
sight. There were, however, some excellent solos by those more
accomplished vocally than I, which made for a very enjoyable performance,
inspite of my leading the basses astray at the end of the piece - sorry
guys!
As if this wasn't enough fun for one night, we had the
dance to look forward to. Whilst the band got everyone warmed up Fair
Isle's youngest performers were preparing to give the world premiere of
their piece. Without even a wiff of nerves they showed us all how it's
done and
richly
deserved the ovation they received. Then the dance proper could begin. I
will draw a veil over my own headless chicken attempts at learning the
`Quadrille' - sorry Ann, several left feet I think! And what ever else I
might have attempted that night, but I will never forget the best dancing
partner a poor English boy could have for `Strip the Willow'. Sparkly
silver dress into the bargain, Kate and I set that dance floor alight.
Fred Astair I may not be (Fred Flintstone more like) but for one night
only she was a born-again Ginger
Rogers!
The
glory doesn't end here though. Perhaps my joint favourite experience that
night was listening to Ann, Eileen and
Lise
singing together - a truly breathtaking moment that still
sends shivers down my spine just recalling it. Thank you!

The cracks were definitely beginning to show by Thursday
morning - the candle being well and truly burnt at both ends for some.
Perfect timing for that marathon rehearsing session to try and get
everything tidied up before the dress rehearsal the following day. Oh
well! Having
Max
sitting in seemed to perk everyone up, especially Alastair - can't think
why. He needn't have worried though, as
Max
appeared to be extremely supportive, encouraging and helpful. After such a
grueling few days us Chromatics decided we needed a night off all this
wonderful hospitality. Who should come to our aid but Scott and Cara who
suggested, nay demanded that we come round and watch `Harry Potter'.
Apologies to
Max,
whose talk I understand was excellent and inspirational,
but we were pooped and frankly how could we refuse.
Have I mentioned how wonderful it is that everyone on Fair
Isle still seems to be amazed by the island's natural beauty, irrespective
of how many years they have lived there? One such demonstration of this
occurred part way through our cinematic evening, just after the game of
quidditch in fact, when someone phoned Stackhoull and demanded we go
outside and witness the MOST extraordinary sunset. I'm sure I'm not boring
you with constant talk of these phenomena, but really they are amazing.
Not even the sunsets in Hawaii come close, I can tell you.

So dawned the great day - the day that had been over two
years in the preparation. It dawned a darn sight too early for some.
Interviews and music recordings for BBC Radio 4's `Today Programme' and
Radio Scotland had to be achieved before breakfast - it's tough at the
top! As it was we were in the middle of breakfast when it came on just
before the pips- my, oh my did Betty do us all proud, she really put Fair
Isle on the map and not for "Storm Force 9 and rising" this time.
After lunch came the dress rehearsal, which was the first
time we had performed a complete run of `Given Days', and I must say it
was wonderful to feel the full impact of the piece as a whole. Everything
was shaping up nicely for the premiere that evening.
The worst thing about performing anything, in my view, is
the bit after all the rehearsals have finished and all you have to do is
hang around until the show. Usually, this is the time you start panicking
about the tricky bits, the time for early pre-concert nerves. Perhaps it's
testament to how well prepared everything was at this time, that Alastair,
Max,
Clare, Emily and I decided to go for a yomp up ' Malcolm's
Head. The view from up there is amazing - you really get a sense of the
scale of the island both in area and more acutely height. There aren't
many places you can go in the UK, where you are feet away from seabirds'
nest, or watch the gannets plunging into the surf and practically reach
out and touch the fulmars wheeling overhead - stunning! We also got to
meet some more wildlife up there - the politicians had arrived, mobiles
poised!

It's hard to
describe the atmosphere of the Hall that night - electric just doesn't
come near. You were there, you know what it was like. I won't go on about
it all, as everyone that was there will remember it from their own unique
perspective -just as it should be. For me a few things stand out. Firstly,
the roaring ovation you gave us when we came and played our bit of the
concert. Secondly, the attention all the children gave to our performance
- they were fantastic. Musically, the whole thing was hugely successful
but the women's chorus `Packing up wir proil', Eileen and Lise's duet and
the whole of `Spring' were joyous.
I've been
doing this kind of thing for as long as I can remember now - performing
that is. I've been fortunate to play in some of the greatest venues around
and travelled to some fascinating countries, but I can say; hand on heart,
that I haven't enjoyed a project as much as that performance in some time.
For me, chamber music is the work I find the most fulfilling, mainly
because it's the most challenging but also because you get to work very
closely with people that you count as fast friends. There's something
almost spiritual about exploring music with friends; you put so much of
yourself on show and have to dig right down to the depths of your soul in
order to extract that extra something. Classic Fair Isle was that kind of
experience. Everyone worked so hard to make it a success, not in the usual
commercial sense, but because the music mattered, because it was about who
you are, what you live for, what makes you all tick. I know we four
`guests' feel privileged to have shared such an incredible journey with
you all. You made us so welcome on your bit of paradise and the
friendships that were formed during that `given week' will endure, without
a shadow of a doubt.

Sitting here
in my office at home in London the circle is complete. Last night, I met
up with some friends in Soho, who I hadn't seen for weeks, and struggled
to put into adequate words what an amazing experience we had all had on
Fair Isle. I think they might have thought I was drunk. Oh well, slainte
my friends,
'til
next time!